Today I received a letter from another incompetent at Scottish Fuck-ups. This lastest waste of Oxygen tells me that as I pay quarterly on receipt of bills I am missing out on great savings from Scottish Fuck-ups. This is too good an opportunity to miss so a letter is merited.
At present I pay their extortion money by monthly Direct Debit - my wife's idea not mine, and have done so for several months now, with paperless (online) billing. My idea was to go to Scottish Fuck-ups head office and beat the s**t out of some of the 'managers' there, and generally create a scene. Just enough to get media attention, then I'd get my story on national TV with a bit of luck, however she said she did not want to have to visit me in jail. I suppose she's right although, I would have thought I'd maybe get leniency if I cited extreme provocation over a sustained period of time.
So I'll have to content myself with writing to Mr Moron at Scottish Fuck-ups and, following a few pages of derogatory prose, suggest he actually read my file and then crawl back under whichever rock he came from.
